This is part of the Frank said feature. You can see more here.
Watching one of our favorite shows, Good Eats…
Alton Brown: These oat groats are then coarsely chopped into steal cut oats, or rolled into what we think of as oatmeal.
Me: And I turn oatmeal into cookies.
Frank: Then I turn the cookies into poop!
BahahahhahAHHAHHAHHAHHAHH!!
**slaps forehead**
This is what my boyfriend sounds like… oh geez