I didn’t think I needed a WTF today because I had a good one yesterday and posted about something else earlier today. I clearly was wrong and the internet had other ideas for me.
While I was looking for envelopes for my niece’s birthday invites which have to be a certain size for reasons you’ll see when they’re finished being put together and I found ones that would work on Amazon.
Praise the mighty Amazon!
Screw you Amazon, No. Not yet!
Like we tell everyone else, Amazon, when we get some ducks in a row (housing without a drug dealer neighbor and can pay for day care being two big ducks) we’ll consider it.
I swear my mother and BatGirl put you up to it.



True dat! Facebook does that to me all the time! “You’ve been married an awful long time– maybe you need some fertility treatments.” Back off, internet!
Amazon is pushier than a Jeweish mother-in-law.